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Great Pool Shots!!

February 1st, 2012 · No Comments · Culture, Humor, Travel

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Job Opening!! $102,900!!

January 6th, 2012 · No Comments · Economy, Humor, Politics

Job Title: Invitations Coordinator Agency:Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Sub Agency:CFPB – Consumer Financial Protection Bureau Job Announcement Number:12-CFPB-145X SALARY RANGE: $53,500.00 to $102,900.00 / Per Year BENEFITS:           BENEFITS:   BENEFITS: Tuesday, January 03, 2012 to Saturday, January 07,Our comprehensive benefits are among the most generous in the federal government. They [...]

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iPhone 5 Features – Amazing

July 29th, 2011 · No Comments · Economy, Humor

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Laura Ingraham’s New Book – Cutural Eye-Cons

July 15th, 2011 · No Comments · Culture, Humor, Travel

Laura Ingraham’s new book is out – “Off Thee I Zing”.  And it looks to be a great read.  I’m sure every generation has gone through a cultural change, but Laura manages to capture the shocking yet hilarious aspects of our new cultural landscape.  From a book review by NBC Today’s Book, Here are a [...]

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Termites eat millions of Indian rupees in bank

April 23rd, 2011 · No Comments · Culture, Humor, India

LUCKNOW, India (AP) — It was an all you can eat buffet at the bank. An army of termites munched through 10 million rupees ($222,000) in currency notes stored in a steel chest at a bank, police in northern India said Friday. The bank manager discovered the damage when he opened the reinforced room in [...]

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Hillary’s New Look – Getting Ready for 2012?

September 19th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Culture, Humor, Politics

This must be back to the future to the past.  Hillary Clinton just came out with a new look.  Must be getting ready for 2010 trying to look a little younger. From the looks of it, I don’t think it helped.  If anything, it may have added a few years to her look.  Although, I [...]

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Governor Charlie Crist Looks for Signs of Oil on Beaches

June 16th, 2010 · 1 Comment · Humor, Politics

  Governor Charlie Crist Looks for Signs of Oil on Beaches of Florida.

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India with More Cell Phones than Toilets?

April 20th, 2010 · 2 Comments · Culture, Humor, India

Well, looks like another story to highlight the corruption in India.  With a funny twist.  Homeless sadhu with no clothes, but still in contact with other sadhus using latest cell phone.   India, now being one of the richest nations, does not have enough public toilets.  The government is as corrupt is as they come.  All [...]

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Mortgage Payment or an IPhone?

November 2nd, 2008 · 2 Comments · Economy, Humor

Wow.  If you read the news lately, many can’t afford to make the new mortgage payments.  Foreclosures have increased ten fold.  But hey, they are still buying the IPhone.  Here is the latest news.  Where’s my bailout?  Time to go look for that mansion and finance 100%.  Then stop making the payments.  Hopefully my bailout will [...]

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Police go Banana over Gold Chain Thief

August 6th, 2007 · No Comments · Humor, India

Police in Bengal, India caught the thief red handed. Well sort of. Somebody saw him swallow the chain. They did the x-ray to confirm, and sure enough, the chain is in the stomach. Well, they went to the books to see what has worked in the past. First they tried vomiting. That only brought out [...]

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Phone or a Cure for Cancer?

July 1st, 2007 · No Comments · Humor

Did Apple discover the cure for cancer? From all the hype in the media and technology gurus, you’d think that this has to be the next best invention since sliced bread. Come to find out, it’s just a phone that plays music, called iPhone. Well, for your information, I already have a

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Stimulating News!! Iraqi man triggers LAX alarms with “hidden” device

March 8th, 2007 · No Comments · Humor

An Iraqi man was caught at LAX during screening process after triggering alarms. Flight was diverted with his luggage due to supposed threat. Eventually, an electronic device with wires was found and removed by the bomb squad from the body cavity. Full story is here. And here. Man said he was trying to “relieve stress”. [...]

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New Year Wish List – 2007 and Beyond

January 1st, 2007 · No Comments · Humor, Politics

Osama be gone (good riddance to Saddam) Air travel to be fun again (security checks made quick and easy, ….) Full electric (or solar) cars (no more gasoline) Real broadband availability in India (and elsewhere; higher than 256Kbs) Global warming just enough to make Michigan winter only 1 month instead of 6 A real conservative [...]

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More Monkey Business (of a different kind)

December 9th, 2006 · 1 Comment · Humor, India

Planet of the apes? India is the starting point. As if Delhi did not have enough problems with its power cuts, water shortages and regular strikes, the Indian capital faces a crisis over its increasingly unruly monkeys. Monkey population has now become such a problem, it has reached the high court. “If you can’t control [...]

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Monkey Business!!

November 21st, 2006 · No Comments · Humor

Do humans really have that much in common with chimps?   A new study proves otherwise.  Hint:  ” In chimp society, The Golden Girls, not Baywatch, would be hot stuff.” On a side note: who really conducts these studies?  Do scientists really have that much time and money on their hands for these kinds of research projects?

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