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Police go Banana over Gold Chain Thief

August 6th, 2007 · No Comments

Police in Bengal, India caught the thief red handed. Well sort of. Somebody saw him swallow the chain. They did the x-ray to confirm, and sure enough, the chain is in the stomach.
Well, they went to the books to see what has worked in the past. First they tried vomiting. […]

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Phone or a Cure for Cancer?

July 1st, 2007 · No Comments

Did Apple discover the cure for cancer? From all the hype in the media and technology gurus, you’d think that this has to be the next best invention since sliced bread.
Come to find out, it’s just a phone that plays music, called iPhone.
Well, for your information, I already have a

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Stimulating News!! Iraqi man triggers LAX alarms with “hidden” device

March 8th, 2007 · No Comments

An Iraqi man was caught at LAX during screening process after triggering alarms. Flight was diverted with his luggage due to supposed threat. Eventually, an electronic device with wires was found and removed by the bomb squad from the body cavity. Full story is here. And here.
Man said he […]

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New Year Wish List - 2007 and Beyond

January 1st, 2007 · No Comments

Osama be gone (good riddance to Saddam)
Air travel to be fun again (security checks made quick and easy, ….)
Full electric (or solar) cars (no more gasoline)
Real broadband availability in India (and elsewhere; higher than 256Kbs)
Global warming just enough to make Michigan winter only 1 month instead of 6
A real conservative candidate (I haven’t seen […]

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More Monkey Business (of a different kind)

December 9th, 2006 · No Comments

Planet of the apes? India is the starting point.
As if Delhi did not have enough problems with its power cuts, water shortages and regular strikes, the Indian capital faces a crisis over its increasingly unruly monkeys.
Monkey population has now become such a problem, it has reached the high court.
“If you can’t control the monkeys, […]

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Monkey Business!!

November 21st, 2006 · No Comments

Do humans really have that much in common with chimps?   A new study proves otherwise.  Hint:  ” In chimp society, The Golden Girls, not Baywatch, would be hot stuff.”
On a side note: who really conducts these studies?  Do scientists really have that much time and money on their hands for these kinds of research projects?

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Does my bum look big in this?

September 7th, 2006 · No Comments

British women ponder.   The other half answers: ‘Massive. Have you eaten your entire month’s chocolate this morning?’

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